I am mean today. Every joke, every thought, every sentence. MEAN. And my mean can't just be snarktastic, it has to be funny. Extra cutting so as to make OTHER people laugh at you while I laugh at you. Laughing at you isn't enough. I need OTHERS to find hilarity in your stupidity. Such as the hit-or-miss fashionista sending out an email titled "HOMF 'maternity' leave." She's getting a tea cup Yorkie not an under-fed, impoverished orphan from the Philippines. What are you? The cankled Paris Hilton who lives in a fantasy world of importance? Seriously.
See? Now you're laughing and you don't even know her.
Mean accomplished.
